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			<title><![CDATA[ Martha Stewart and Erma Bombeck’s Christmas Correspondence ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wood and a glue gun. I hand painted it in gold leaf, got out my loom a...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/8065/Martha-Stewart-and-Erma-Bombecks-Christmas-Correspondence">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:57:16 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

 Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 Dachshun...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/8005/How-many-dogs-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:40:54 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ An Irreverent Look At The Signs Of The Zodiac...or Terrible Thoughts About Your Sign ]]></title>
			<link>http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7988/Irreverent-Look-Signs-Zodiac-Terrible-Thoughts-Sig</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The signs of the Zodiac begin with Aries and end with Pisces. That is, they start out uptight and end up loose as a goose, they go from unbearably pushy and selfish to absurdly agreeable and generous, and range from fearless sheep to sheepish fish!! Remem...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7988/Irreverent-Look-Signs-Zodiac-Terrible-Thoughts-Sig">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 02:42:48 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Murphy’s Other Laws ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 A day without sunshine is like, well, night....<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7971/Murphys-Other-Laws">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 01:18:22 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Strange (and humorous) Laws ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ First Law for Wives:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the more yo...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7958/Strange-and-humorous-Laws">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 03:55:56 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ If Bill Gates Wrote a Book on Wicca..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess

Iconology would be a major chapter

A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work

Your broom would crash at least once a week

Caul...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7950/If-Bill-Gates-Wrote-a-Book-on-Wicca">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:15:21 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Lone Ranger's Last Request ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by a hostile Indian War Party.The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"..."In honor of the Buffalo Hunt, YOU will be sacrificed in three days. Before we kill you, I grant you three requests....<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7935/The-Lone-Rangers-Last-Request">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 04:08:48 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pagan Terms--Humour ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1st Degree- A person who gets to do all the work. 2nd Degree- A person who gets to complain about the 1st degrees and the High Priestess. 3rd Degree- A person who never shows up at rituals. Athame- A ritual knife; the bigger the knife, the less power the ...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7925/Pagan-TermsHumour">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:59:14 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Adult Truths ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7909/Adult-Truths">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:42:07 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Man ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest ...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7876/Man">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 06:04:48 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The 2010 Darwin Awards Are Out!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , Califor...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7784/The-2010-Darwin-Awards-Are-Out">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:30:11 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Adult Truths ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7774/Adult-Truths">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 04:14:05 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Because I'm a Man ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I WILL win. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the ...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7740/Because-Im-a-Man">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 03:02:22 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Halloween Humor ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts. "Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks sweetly. "Listen!" he sh...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7700/Halloween-Humor">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 00:45:29 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This one is priceless...A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 y...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7687/WRONG-EMAIL-ADDRESS">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 03:45:30 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You Finally Know You are a Witch When... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not THE broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of str...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7662/You-Finally-Know-You-are-a-Witch-When">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:41:38 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You Know You're An Aging Wiccan When... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The ritual feast is puréed. Last Beltaine the coven decided it would be nice to go out to dinner to celebrate. The last time you tried to do a spiral dance your oxygen feeds got tangled. Viagra is kept in the coven supplies. The maiden of the coven is a ...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7650/You-Know-Youre-An-Aging-Wiccan-When">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:53:58 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Aging in Denial ]]></title>
			<link>http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7646/Aging-in-Denial</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover ho...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7646/Aging-in-Denial">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 05:11:13 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Allegedly True Things ]]></title>
			<link>http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7617/Allegedly-True-Things</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F. Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. M...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7617/Allegedly-True-Things">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:11:16 PST</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Difference Between a Spell Checker and a Spelling Checker ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ By DonHaving been in the Pagan scene for many years, but being new to computers, I was fascinated when I saw a program that was called a "Spell Checker". My naive mind had visions of a program that would check the contents of the spells that I typed up. I...<br /><a href="http://avalonoftheheart.yuku.com/topic/7605/Difference-Between-a-Spell-Checker-and-a-Spelling-Checker">Read More</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:27:34 PST</pubDate>
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